The Ticket Thread

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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby txlonghorn47 on Sat Sep 10, 2016 8:34 am

Do y'all ever get the random runway or highway sounds too. Like it will sound like a plane landing or a car flying by and just loop that non stop?
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby HornMafia on Sat Sep 10, 2016 8:38 am

Yeah I've heard that too.
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby UTwiz on Sat Sep 10, 2016 11:36 am

I gotta get me one of those blue lights.
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby HornMafia on Thu Sep 22, 2016 5:29 pm

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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby U2-Horn on Thu Sep 22, 2016 5:39 pm

Greggo must be off his meds. A couple nights ago on twitter he threatened to kill someone basically.
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby txlonghorn47 on Fri Sep 23, 2016 5:31 am

He's been tweeting at several of them lately....Rhynes included
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby txlonghorn47 on Tue Oct 25, 2016 8:03 am

That goat choir had me cracking up
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Wed Oct 26, 2016 2:11 pm

Can someone explain the sudden fascination with whatever "Pinchers The Korean" is?
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby txlonghorn47 on Thu Oct 27, 2016 4:16 pm

They explained it today, but it was a mess up by Danny a couple days ago about a beanie baby. The name was Pinchers The Lobster with Korean tags and he misread it as Pinchers The Korean.
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Postby 12ozLongneck on Mon Dec 05, 2016 2:00 pm

Why the hell is TC Carol of the Bells so amusing to me?
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby HornMafia on Fri Jan 06, 2017 2:15 pm

Hawkeye is a genius!
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby txlonghorn47 on Fri Jan 06, 2017 2:34 pm

That was so great
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby McKinneyHorn on Mon Jan 23, 2017 10:25 am

...so glad th at Cal can make it/Jerry won't but we will fake it/everybody come to Ticket Stoooooock....(to the tune of Tears for Que...I meant, Tears for Fears, Everybody Wants to Rule the World)

I'm with the Grey Wolf on this one; I like it. :lol:
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby txlonghorn47 on Mon Jan 23, 2017 11:09 am

Yes. Best one they've had in years.
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Mon Jan 23, 2017 3:08 pm

McKinneyHorn wrote:...so glad th at Cal can make it/Jerry won't but we will fake it/everybody come to Ticket Stoooooock....(to the tune of Tears for Que...I meant, Tears for Fears, Everybody Wants to Rule the World)

I'm with the Grey Wolf on this one; I like it. :lol:

I believe UTwiz and I, and perhaps others, will be out there if we want to have an LM Dallas meetup.
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby McKinneyHorn on Tue Jan 24, 2017 8:34 pm

12ozLongneck wrote:
McKinneyHorn wrote:...so glad th at Cal can make it/Jerry won't but we will fake it/everybody come to Ticket Stoooooock....(to the tune of Tears for Que...I meant, Tears for Fears, Everybody Wants to Rule the World)

I'm with the Grey Wolf on this one; I like it. :lol:

I believe UTwiz and I, and perhaps others, will be out there if we want to have an LM Dallas meetup.


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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby U2-Horn on Mon Feb 20, 2017 2:54 pm

Any Ticketstock reviews?
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Mon Feb 20, 2017 3:53 pm

Obese dorks in P1 Copenhagen Room tshirts kept cutting in the beer line.

I had a brief conversation with Jake about sex robots.

The Timewasters put on quite a show, the highlights of which were probably Catman tearing up Seek and Destroy and Machine singing a song entitled "Addicted To Drugs" about Sirois to the tune of Robert Palmer's "Addicted To Love."

Glad I went but I don't think I'll feel the need to go again for quite awhile.
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Wed May 10, 2017 6:52 pm

Love the campound. This should be good stuff this year since there are no Dallas teams playing right now for all intents and purposes.
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby HornMafia on Wed May 10, 2017 7:05 pm

Always a good time. A bit sick of Coast to Coast though. Needs to be a 30 minute bit, Junes.
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby HornMafia on Thu May 11, 2017 11:48 pm

Audio gold tonight. Emily Jones on the line.

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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby U2-Horn on Fri May 12, 2017 7:11 am

Meatball tree was greatness

I kept imagining Rhynes polishing off a pyramid of meatballs like this
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby HornMafia on Fri May 12, 2017 8:01 am

Exactly.
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Fri May 12, 2017 11:01 am

I hope the unticket puts last night up.
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