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Let's hope I don't burn out too soon. There was a really good Ken Griffey, Jr. joke in there somewhere until he decided to take his vitamins this season.

I usually try to do two a week or so. If I start to lose the goods, you can make me watch WNBA games until my eyeballs catch on fire.
by UTwiz
on Tue May 25, 2004 12:25 am
 
Forum: Random Thoughts
Topic: Random Thoughts 5/24
Replies: 6
Views: 1032

That's pretty rough.
by UTwiz
on Mon May 24, 2004 5:24 pm
 
Forum: FOLM (Friends of the LM)
Topic: Here's an embarrassing moment...
Replies: 13
Views: 1179

Random Thoughts 5/24

- Deion Sanders got fired from not one, but two jobs last week. Do the producers of shows like "Big Brother 13" and "Celebrity Mole" call him immediately or allow a mourning period? - I would like to congratulate myself for penning my first career "drunk post" on LMFZ. Really, there should be a brea...
by UTwiz
on Mon May 24, 2004 5:47 am
 
Forum: Random Thoughts
Topic: Random Thoughts 5/24
Replies: 6
Views: 1032

Random Thoughts 5/24

- Deion Sanders got fired from not one, but two jobs last week. Do the producers of shows like "Big Brother 13" and "Celebrity Mole" call him immediately or allow a mourning period? - I would like to congratulate myself for penning my first career "drunk post" on LMFZ. Really, there should be a brea...
by UTwiz
on Mon May 24, 2004 5:40 am
 
Forum: Random Thoughts
Topic: Random Thoughts 5/24
Replies: 0
Views: 335

:)
by UTwiz
on Sun May 23, 2004 2:10 am
 
Forum: Garbage Gab
Topic: Best LFZ One-Liners
Replies: 20
Views: 17015

Let's be honest. This thing has gotten way outta control. But focus on the big picture. . . No one asked to be put in this situation. This isn't a perfect world. THEY beheaded him, not the adminisration. Don't direct responsibitlity where it doesn't belong. The more we condemn, the more that the bad...
by UTwiz
on Sun May 23, 2004 2:02 am
 
Forum: Top 10 Lists
Topic: Top current overblown news stories
Replies: 37
Views: 8696

Cat is sexy. I mean, she is really sexy, and this coming from a guy who only sees her in her uniforms. If her and Jenny ever came up to me in their clubbing clothes, I would lose all control of bodily functions.
by UTwiz
on Fri May 21, 2004 3:10 am
 
Forum: The Non-Sports Sports Forum
Topic: Especially for Drew...the Cat Osterman tribute thread
Replies: 47
Views: 5849

I would like to appologize for the sloppiness on this particular RT. It is unacceptable and will not be tolerated. I am usually a stickler about spelling and literary mistakes, and I think I fixed most of them. Of course, Kate Beckinsale in a thong will do that to you. Seriously though, I could writ...
by UTwiz
on Fri May 21, 2004 2:30 am
 
Forum: Random Thoughts
Topic: Random Thoughts 5/20
Replies: 16
Views: 1771

Random Thoughts 5/20

w- So we finally have a woman as head coach for a men's professional basketball team. And not just any woman. She is 22 years old, and pretty hot for a female basketball player. Of course, that is like saying you saw a stylish mini-van. Sure, it was nice, but compared to what? Hey, at least the guys...
by UTwiz
on Thu May 20, 2004 4:19 am
 
Forum: Random Thoughts
Topic: Random Thoughts 5/20
Replies: 16
Views: 1771

I think that Barkley is the most entertaining guy on TV today. Literally. That being said, they can't expect him to make that kind of transition. You can't take a Peter Gammons doesn't go around reporting about Brett Hull. You can't take Barry Melrose and drop him in a Vikings game. And would John M...
by UTwiz
on Wed May 19, 2004 9:04 am
 
Forum: LFZ Memorial Sports Talk
Topic: Barkley for 'Monday Night Football' ?????
Replies: 8
Views: 893

Maybe I was getting a little carried away about the best movie ever claim. I think I meant that it might be the most enjoyable movie I have ever seen. Artistically, Tombstone might not have matched up with others. But it has a great mix of drama and authenticy, and it's humor isn't forced on the aud...
by UTwiz
on Wed May 19, 2004 8:53 am
 
Forum: Top 10 Lists
Topic: Best Tombstone one liners
Replies: 15
Views: 2186

Doc: "Wey'll . . . an enchanted moment." Doc: "Does this mean we can't be friends anymore? You know, if I didn't think you were my friend, I just don't think I could bear it." Doc: "It seems my hypocracy knows no bounds." Wyatt (after bipping guy over the head): "Hurt's, don't it." Doc: "Wyatt, pull...
by UTwiz
on Tue May 18, 2004 11:00 pm
 
Forum: Top 10 Lists
Topic: Best Tombstone one liners
Replies: 15
Views: 2186

I am willing to donate. Stalking is like cuff links and gravy boats . . . appropriate on certain special occassions.
by UTwiz
on Tue May 18, 2004 1:41 pm
 
Forum: FOLM (Friends of the LM)
Topic: Anna Kournikova in Dallas
Replies: 19
Views: 1740

My first Random Thoughts

My random thoughts might be a little different than others . . . not that there is anything wrong with that . . . - Has anyone ever looked back at the 80's and wonder how we all let each other dress so horrible? - I would give up sports and booze for Britney Spears. And so would you. - Hot List (wha...
by UTwiz
on Tue May 18, 2004 4:05 am
 
Forum: Random Thoughts
Topic: My first Random Thoughts
Replies: 4
Views: 783

Mack Brown is the Napoleon of football coaches. He is the team mom. He hands out orange slices at halftime and makes sure the kids are buckled up on road trips. Don't forget to schedule team pictures, Mack.
by UTwiz
on Tue May 18, 2004 2:08 am
 
Forum: Football Talk
Topic: The Official "F Mack Brown/Greg Davis" thread
Replies: 61
Views: 4145

It's good to have somewhere to go. I just wonder how long I will continue to type "longhor . . ." at work out of habit.
by UTwiz
on Fri May 14, 2004 12:55 am
 
Forum: Garbage Gab
Topic: LFZ down... for good?
Replies: 198
Views: 26953

Great topic. 1. Doc Holiday - hands down, no explanation needed. Stole the show. 2. Forrest Gump - quality at its best; arguableably one of the greatest performances ever. 3. Maverick - was anyone cooler for 2 hours than Mav? I dont know. 4. Milton (Devil) - scary, my friends. The monologue in his o...
by UTwiz
on Fri Feb 28, 2003 4:26 am
 
Forum: Top 10 Lists
Topic: my ten favorite movie characters
Replies: 16
Views: 2227

I am not sure how Anna could not be in the top three. I am not able to speak here.

List looks good besides that. I would personally add Eve. She has a sexy nature about her. Also, Tyra Banks should get some consideration.
by UTwiz
on Sun Feb 23, 2003 3:25 pm
 
Forum: Top 10 Lists
Topic: Top 10 women of exotic races...
Replies: 31
Views: 4830
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